Posted 1 hour ago

hishelmetturnedblue:

petewentz-:

ilovemikefuentes:

Omg Pete

my otp feels are through the roof

But obviously he doesn’t mind because he loves you now hush.

Posted 19 hours ago

My zombie-bashing jam.

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 19 hours ago

If the Zombie Apocalypse ever happens you’d best believe I’m taking a metal baseball bat and beating the ever-loving fuck out of those undead bastards while The Immigrant Song blasts from my boombox backpack.

Posted 19 hours ago
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carly rae jepson - call me maybe

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

Posted 21 hours ago

cadillacoftheoutback:

HE’S CREEPY BUT HE’S DAPPER. 

Posted 21 hours ago

: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

FUCK

FUCKING FUCK

I’M LIKE LEGIT TERRIFIED NOW WHAT THE 

Posted 22 hours ago

I’m pissing msyelf

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 23 hours ago

iamshirelocked:

Hey Emi

STOP IT

(Source: two-harts)

Posted 23 hours ago

Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police

hishelmetturnedblue:

stfuconservatives:

ninapedia:

crouchingocelot:

karnythia:

Between this & the guy who ate someone’s face & had to be shot six times? I’m thinking we’re in deep shit folks. Might be time to check the water supply. Just saying.

OH MY GOSH I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY. TIME TO FORTIFY THE HOUSE AND GRAB MY ZOMBIE BAT.

Stay tuned to STFUConservatives for all of your zombie infestation news needs!

They sprayed two cans of pepper spray him and there was no effect.

TWO CANS.

Y’all there are zombies afoot.

TWO CANs

Posted 23 hours ago

Like really who TWEETS THAT

(Source: ipanickedatthedisco)

Posted 1 day ago

robert downey jr. you mean bromance MACHINE

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

porraryanross:

ipanickedatthedisco:

A picture of Brendon with a drink infront of him that isn’t alcohol. What 

maybe its pure vodka